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The Winner of Chester's Steeler

Pet Photo Contest is.........

     Zoey from Mercer, Pennsylvania

                           Entered by Michele S.

"Go ahead, I dare you to tread on my Terrible Towel !"

Chester says, "Congratulations to Zoey for winning, enjoy your Steeler Pet Gift Basket!  Be kind to all animals like me.  Thank you to all of the Steeler pets out there and their human owners who entered my contests like...."

       Brevalen from Forney, Texas                  Sampson the Chiapom from

                    Entered by Sherri T.                                        Charlotte, North Carolina

                                                                                                        Entered by Mark M.

                                Willy from Lancaster, Pennsylvania

                                                    (named after Willy Parker)

                                                "He likes wearin his Steeler hat"

                                           Entered by Ilovinyou826

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   Chester from Orange, California 

Submitted by blkgldgodess and socalsteelersfan

                                           Kiwi from Long Beach, California 

                                                                               Submitted by Ken G.

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Funny Steeler Photos

This is proof that Pittsburghers don't become Steeler fans....

they're born that way!

(Submitted by Marilyn Davis/Photo Unknown)

The best poodle haircut ever....!

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Harry the Steelers Gate Ambassador

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Funny Steeler Jokes

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her

class that she is a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are

Philly fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises

their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a

Philly fan" ,she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a

Philly's fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it" ,Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.  "Janie, please tell me why you are a

Steelers fan?"

"Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is a Steelers fan, so I'm a

Steelers fan too!"

"Well" ,said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to

be a Steelers fan.  You don't have to be just like your parents all the time.  What

if your mom where an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then" ,Janie smiled, "I'd be a Philly's fan".

Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots

fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is loyal.  "This is for the

Cowboys!"  he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, "This is for the

Eagles!"  and throws himself off the mountain.

The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, "This is for everyone!"  and pushes the Patriot fan off

the mountain.

Housework

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.  Seconds

after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do

I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends,"  she replied.  "What does it say on the shirt?"

He yelled back, "Cleveland Browns"

"Use Hot Water, half a box of Tide and four cups of Bleach."  GO Steelers!!!!!

A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns

fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Orange Brown shirt.  He

would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest.  He thought he

would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you

going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis Church, about two miles

down the road,"  replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father.  I'll give you a lift!"  The priest climbed

into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road,

and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him.  But, as usual, he swerved back onto

the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still

heard a loud THUD.  Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his

mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and

said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan".

"That's OK,"  replied the priest "I got him with the door."

Steeler Quotes

Terry Bradshaw:

"As a player, it says everything about you if you made the Hall of Fame.  But, then again, boy....there's something

about winning a Super Bowl."

Jack Lambert:

"If I could start my life all over again I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would

be a Pittsburgh Steeler."  Lambert's speech at his Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony in 1990.

Arthur J. Rooney, Sr.:

"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday."

Steeler Poetry

NFL Six Pack

"Twas the night before the Super Bowl, when along the gulf shore,

Steelers fans were praying for "Just one more;"

The players were nestled all snug in the sack,

With visions of the first NFL Six-Pack;

Coach Tomlin was young, but wise for his years,

So I drifted off to sleep without any fears;

When at the Stadium there arose some strange chatter,

The Cardinals feared, what was the matter;

We heard "Okel Dokel", we heard "Double Yoi,"

We jumped from our beds, our hearts jumped for joy;

He stood at the fifty with a grin ear to ear,

Steelers fans everywhere started to cheer;

Then in an instant to our surprise,

This little old man had tears in his eyes;

He went to the booth and there took a chair,

While Terrible Towels waved high in the air;

Then over the airwaves came his shrill voice,

The Steelers Nation began to rejoice;

He said, "I am back, but you know I can't stay,

I just had to see my Steelers play;

From my home up above, I have a great view,

But I wanted to celebrate down here with you;

So bring on the Birds, we'll send them a flyin',

On the way back to Phoenix, they will be cryin'

Ben, Hines, Troy, Jeff and all of the rest,

No matter the outcome, to me you're the best;"

The airwaves went silent, the stadium still,

Was this just a dream, it seemed so real;

In our team we have faith, in our team we have hope,

But the game's not the same without Myron Cope;

Written by: A.K. Young  01-23-09

(Just in from a wonderful IUP coop teacher over in Johnstown)

It's winter in Pennsylvania

And the gentle breezes blow

Seventy miles an hour

At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love Pennsylvania

When the snow's up to your butt

You take a breath of winter

And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful

So I guess I'll be hanging around

I could never leave Pennsylvania

'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!

Steeler Prayers

HERE WE GO STEELERS!!!!!

Our Father,

Who Art in Pittsburgh,

Football Be Thy Game.  The Kingdom Come,

5 Super Bowls Won,

On Earth as it is in Heinz Field.

Give us this Day a playoff Victory,

And forgive us our penalties,

As we defeat those who play against us.

But lead us into a victory,

And deliver us to Tampa!

A-Ben

Go STEELERS

(Author Unknown)

You know yunz is from Pittsburgh if:

Picksburgh GO STILLERS!  Ah yes!  "Picksburgh"  Yunz is from the Picksburgh area of maybe Punxsy if:

1.You didn't have a spring break in high school.

2.You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.

3. You often go down to the "crick".

4. You've told your children to "red up" their rooms

5.You can remember telling your little brother/sister to stop being so "nebby".

6. You've gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush".

7.You mother or grandmother has been seen wearing a "babushka" on her head.

8. You've "worshed" the clothes.

9. I ask you to hand me one of those "Gum-Bands" and you actually know what I'm talking about.

10. You know you can't drive too fast on the back roads, because of the deer.

11. You know Beaver Valley, Turtle Crick, Mars, Slippery Rock, Greentree and New Castle are names of towns.

      And you've been to most, if not to all, of them.

12. A girl walks up to three of her girl friends and says, "HEY, YENZ GUYS!"

13. You hear "you guyses" and don't think twice.  Example: "you guyses hause is nice".

14. You know the three rivers by name and understand that "The Point" isn't just on a writing instrument.

15. Someone refers to "The Mon" or "The Yough" and you know exactly what they're talking about.

16. You remember to blizzard of 1993 (or 1976, or 1950, or 1939, or...) and remember not being able to go outside

      because the snow was over your head and you would have suffocated.

17. Someone starts the chant, "Here we go Still-ers!" and you join in.  In the proper cadence, waving the appropriate

      colored towel.

18. Bob Prince and "There's a bug loose on the rug" hold special meaning to you.

19. You've either eaten a Farkleberry Tart or know someone who has.

20. You drink pop, eat hoagies, love perogies and one of your favorite sandwiches actually has coleslaw and French

      fries ON it.

21. You know what a "still mill" is.

22. You expect temps in the winter to be record-breaking cold and temps in the summer to be record-breaking hot.

23. You know what Eat "N Park is and frequently ate breakfast there at 2:00 AM after the bar closed and made fun

      of people.

24. You order "dippy eggs" in a restaurant and get exactly what you wanted.

25. You spent your summers, or a school picnic at Luna Park, Kennywood, Westview, Sand Castle or Idlewild.

26. You've been to the Braun's Bread Plant or Story Book Forest for a school field trip.  We went to the Heinz plant

      and the Isaly's plant for Cub Scouts.

27. "Chipped ham" was always in your refrigerator when you was growing up.

28. You refuse to buy any condiments besides Heinz unless a Pittsburgh athlete's picture is on the side of the

      container.

29. When you call the dog or the kids you shout, "Kum-mere" and they come.

30. Franco, Roberto and Mario don't need last names and you can recite their exploits by heart.

31. Food at a wedding reception consists of rigatoni, stuffed cabbage, sauerkraut and polska kielbasa.

You'll send this on to family and friends who used to live in the Pittsburgh area as well as to those who have never lived

there, just so they can appreciate how different western PA really is.  Wonder how many of yinz guys actually under-

stood all dat?  Some folks just don't.

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